Monday, July 24, 2006

JAMERS et JENNICLES

Our dudes, our buds, our Grahamers:
You two guys are some crazy dudes
With your cars and your bars and your generous 'tudes
It's been sweet, it's been great, it's been 90% grand
But now youze be packin' up yo bags and heading back to Van

You both be leavin here your homies who be missin' you lots
Fashiz: it just won't be the same, not even bipimbap dolsot
Now there's a hole way up in Nowon-gu.
Doo-wa, doo-wa.

So long to coffee, to nor-ay, to street meat and hofs
Well I guess we'll still do them, but we'll be missin you lots
You guys are bombs, um, yeah, the kind that blow up and get louda
Jen the Spark, James the Fuse, and your love is the powda

Alright now yo, uh-huh, why don't you play it Mr. DJ
We have to go to work, but guys we'll see you late today
But we love you dudes, we'll miss you too and if you're ever alone
Please don't hesitate to call cuz yo we still got your phone

This rap is dedicated to our almost departed (Korea-wise) friends, Jamie and Jennica: they helped us get used to this country, introduced us to friends and food, and were there for some wonderful memories. You guys are great and we hope you have a wonderful time settling back in Canada. Raise some chocolate milk for us; we'll raise some cream for you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice rap! its da shizzle
(dj kent)

Sebastian! said...

Adrian...I am delicately saying this as your brother and friend...we're white. Kent that goes for you to...we can't use words like shizzle...I really appreciated the rhymes, they were crafted well...but dude. DUDE.
Love ya.

hil n' adge said...

Sebas, with a long line of rapping forefathers such as Eminem, Snow, and -oh yes- Vanilla Ice, it would seem the bounds of whiteness have little or no correlation to the supreme quality of the raps produced by such 'brothas'. Shiz.
Or, let me put it this way:

Don't cramp up my style cuz we got it goin' on;
I'm the dude with brown hair, Hil's the girl with the blonde
Don't be trippin' up -nuh uh- cuz there's precious little time
To be bustin' out the world's next dope-nose rhyme.
Uh. One time. Yeah.

Cuz really Sebas, what if you only had one shot? Like, one opportunity in a lifetime? You better never ever let it go... maybe there's some truth in that. Maybe you should rap too.

Sebastian! said...

Touchée Baxter, touchée. We will have to agree to disagree. Cool to hear about the trip south! Enjoy the weekend guys!